"dinner is ready"
when your bra strap falls off on one side and it’s very annoying but you also feel kinda roguishly sexy
i hate when i’m trying to destroy babies on the train in staring contests and their parents catch me grilling their little ball of sunshine so i have to smile and pretend like i was admiring it. next time that fucking kid is going down
unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person
I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER
man i haven’t even been on here in so long bc i was so busy but basically, I got to go backstage at the o2 in London, saw Terry Gilliam eating his dinner before the show and MICHAEL PALIN SAID “Oh Hello” TO ME so you could say my life has reached an all time high