MY FAVORITE TAME IMPALA FACT is the story of kevin parker walking on his way 2 take an exam @ uni when he got called about the band being signed 2 modular so he was like “well i guess i don’t have 2 take this then” and he literally just turned around and left
*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*
serving size: 4
all 4 me
"how are you single?"
i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what
and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns
my grandma is 82
we all have a favorite eyebrow
"dinner is ready"