doctorwho:

the-fource:

How many daleks does it take to change a lightbulb?

ExterminEIGHT

  • baby: d-d-d-d
  • dad: daddy?
  • baby: destroy capitalism
  • karl marx: nice
  • officialfrenchtoast:

    "dinner is ready"

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    captainofalltheships:

    when your bra strap falls off on one side and it’s very annoying but you also feel kinda roguishly sexy

    bombing:

    i hate when i’m trying to destroy babies on the train in staring contests and their parents catch me grilling their little ball of sunshine so i have to smile and pretend like i was admiring it. next time that fucking kid is going down

    donatellavevo:

    an emotional roller coaster from start to finish

    rebitchlia:

why on gods green earth
    606

    skimcheese:

    caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

    madeagoestohell:

    unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person 

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    I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER

    taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

    man i haven’t even been on here in so long bc i was so busy but basically, I got to go backstage at the o2 in London, saw Terry Gilliam eating his dinner before the show and MICHAEL PALIN SAID “Oh Hello” TO ME so you could say my life has reached an all time high