chickensandwich:

i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.

telapathetic:

"buy me mcdonalds and touch my butt" image

robelessd:

bile7:

bluetemplo:

I am so mad

That’s how I used to draw birds

the tags are ruthless

when youre at a concert does it suddenly hit you at random moments that the band are real people and not just pictures on the internet

cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"

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"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"

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"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"

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"i can’t-"

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holligay:

*opens blog* title: welcome peasants *closes blog*