drakeimpala:

MY FAVORITE TAME IMPALA FACT is the story of kevin parker walking on his way 2 take an exam @ uni when he got called about the band being signed 2 modular so he was like “well i guess i don’t have 2 take this then” and he literally just turned around and left

endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

scumbeg:

A self-portrait made by an artist with Alzheimer’s
This is really sad.

serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

phobias:

"how are you single?"

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damngruchy:

supermassiveasshole:

i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what

and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns

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my grandma is 82

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tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

doctorwho:

the-fource:

How many daleks does it take to change a lightbulb?

ExterminEIGHT

  • baby: d-d-d-d
  • dad: daddy?
  • baby: destroy capitalism
  • karl marx: nice
  • officialfrenchtoast:

    "dinner is ready"

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