not all straight white men are the same!!
i was raised by eels. i can sing in their language. come and join me in my underwater palace and i will serenade you with every song from The Jungle Book. im not like the others. be my eel bride.
What if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent.
girls screenshot everything and then send it to their friends in a group chat and then laugh at people and that is why you should never trust us
Joke of the day.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever