i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.
"buy me mcdonalds and touch my butt"
when youre at a concert does it suddenly hit you at random moments that the band are real people and not just pictures on the internet
i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”
"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"
"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"
"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"
*opens blog* title: welcome peasants *closes blog*